versatilebohemian:

not-getting-paid-the-full-amount:

when you can’t find any sheep on day 1 in a new minecraft world so you gotta hide in a hole overnight

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why would you need sheep though????

(Source: vault11overseer, via giraffesonparade)

http://songbird-143.tumblr.com/post/95854205188

flib-flab-falordle:

dickw0lves:

creepitrevl:

communismkills:

P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn…

Everyone here is correct. The comment above is from someone who has misunderstood this post and saw it as something else, yet is still right (but with excessive hatred and vulgarity). The first comments were talking about real actual life, where stuff happens without warning. However, the comment left before this is was talking about tv Internet etc, which are edited to give warnings about things that might affect people medically.

no

beyonceunofficial:

obamamouth:

eteo:

rynnay:

spookyprincesshajimeichinose:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy at college today

I wonder what he is majoring in.

maybe neuroscience.

um, no, this bird is obviously a law student, going to be a lawyer

bird school

which is for birds

beyonceunofficial:

obamamouth:

eteo:

rynnay:

spookyprincesshajimeichinose:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy at college today

I wonder what he is majoring in.

maybe neuroscience.

um, no, this bird is obviously a law student, going to be a lawyer

bird school

which is for birds

dickw0lves:

creepitrevl:

communismkills:

P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.

Rebloging twice because people should have to read this more than once

SOMEONE SAID IT

Fuck you
You think trigger warnings don’t exist in the real world?
What the fuck do you think the age ratings on movies and TV shows are for? What do you think allergy warnings on food labels are for? Plenty of things nowadays even have seizure warnings for flashing lights. “This content may no be suitable for everyone/all ages” what the fuck do you think that’s there for?
And as for your fucking cynical view on gender identities, you are the reason equality is so hard to achieve. Just because a title or identity is not popular or known at the present time doesn’t mean you should be unhappy and identify as something you’re not. If you want to be recognized as a man or woman or neither or both then you go ahead and you fucking wear that nametag with pride because it is who you are.
Fuck you, OP. Fuck you and your cold, inaccurate views of the “real world”.

(via whyisitsofuckinghardtofindaname)

omgthatdress:

Dress
John Galliano, 1990s
1stdibs.com

omgthatdress:

Dress

John Galliano, 1990s

1stdibs.com

cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

(Source: corpish, via whyisitsofuckinghardtofindaname)

dalekdickbutt:

I was gonna complain about being called darling today so I think I’ll post last nights passable selfie

dalekdickbutt:

I was gonna complain about being called darling today so I think I’ll post last nights passable selfie

fairysharkmother:

Momma has seen so many asks about this, and it must end.

DO NOT BIND USING ACE BANDAGES.
EVER.

There are tree things that Momma will be angry at you for- maldirected hate, willful ignorance, and BINDING WITH ACE BANDAGES.

What happens when you bind with ace bandages? If you wear them too long where you’re MEANT to, it will cause bruising and swelling like on the foot above.

If you are LUCKY, you will crack a rib or faint and stop binding improperly.

If you are UNLUCKY, you will have the long-term repercussions. These include, but are not limited to scoliosis (pictured above), muscle damage, bruising, rib warping, pain, and breathing issues.

This is because Ace Bandages are made to reduce swelling. When you breathe, your ribs expand to make room for the air. The Ace Bandages register this as swelling, so with every breath you take, they will bind and restrict tighter.

In a worst-case scenario, your bones will be deformed. You will never be able to bind ever again, even if you use proper methods. Your breathing will be severely impaired.

This is advice for anybody who is thinking about binding. Please, PLEASE, bind properly.

Momma loves you, and doesn’t want to see you get hurt.

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ghost-anus:

ghost-anus:

accidentally offending a good friend

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purposefully offending a bad friend

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(via steampunkkittycatgirl)